Jess. Melbourne. Seventeen.
Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk
why leak nudes when you can leak one direction’s fourth album
my sister’s view on one direction’s fashion sense:
- louis: “smoked weed once and won’t let anyone forget it”
- zayn: “posh college student ft. laid back beyonce”
- harry: “hippie mom that’s a little too happy about being pregnant”
- niall: “frat boy… might’ve sucked some dick but no one judges him”
- liam: “he looks like he’s about to get into a rap battle”
cold weather means harry styles IN SWEATERS!!! big sweaters, bright sweaters, and my favorite, RAGGEDY COZY SWEATERS!!! and if that doesn’t get u excited for autumn and winter idk what will tbh
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
i feel u
or like i want to
rainy weather and thunder doesn’t make me gloomy at all it’s more like, fuck yeah this is my kingdom of darkness and i’m the queen
Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.
i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people
what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day. like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.
i would enjoy that immensely
there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment